Richard Land's Frontal Lobe
Richard Land, president of the Southern Baptists' Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, apparently thinks it's because our noodles aren't done baking yet.
I would say that these young voters' frontal lobes aren't fully developed yet, that's why they have parents and that's why they have their elders.
To Mr. Land, I would say
These old conservative leaders' frontal lobes are partially in decay. That's why church enrollment continues to drop and that's why the Republican Party continues to lose elections.