Richard Land's Frontal Lobe

20130409-234822.jpgThe Republicans got their asses kicked in the last election. Some of them think that's because young people tend to be more socially liberal.

Richard Land, president of the Southern Baptists' Ethics and Religious Liberty Commission, apparently thinks it's because our noodles aren't done baking yet.

I would say that these young voters' frontal lobes aren't fully developed yet, that's why they have parents and that's why they have their elders.

To Mr. Land, I would say

These old conservative leaders' frontal lobes are partially in decay. That's why church enrollment continues to drop and that's why the Republican Party continues to lose elections.