“Look, Ray Lewis is an inspirational leader and one of the all-time greats, but I don’t think performance-enhancing drugs have any place in the NFL. We need a level playing field to… are you looking at my antlers? My eyes are down here, buddy. OK, as I was saying, illegal substances hurt the integrity of the game, and…is that a saw? Did Ray send you?!? Help!!!”
I’m on a daily sports-talk radio show every weekday afternoon.
Today, I took every opportunity I had to say “deer antler velvet extract”.
You should do the same tomorrow. It comes up more than you might think.