Deuce: (wearing one of his soft fabric toy "boxes" on his head) I'm a cowboy!
Me: (doing my best John Wayne impression) Well, hello there, Pilgrim!
Deuce: No, I'm a cowboy.
Me: Oh, of course. Well, hello there, Cowboy!
Meanwhile, Son #1 is singing the night's narration.
"We're watching the SpyCars, we're watching Mater...I love the pizza, especially with pepawoni".
I especially love that he ends each song with an old school vaudeville,
He's even got the fluttering eyebrows and rudimentary jazz hands going. This kid wants an audience.