True Adventures in Spam Mail

Received moments ago and (thankfully) filtered by Gmail.

Subj: Your Sister is In Danger

Text: Purchase all your pharmaceutical needs including Viagra, Cialis, Xanex and more at BARGAIN PRICES. Just visit (site removed...because it's SPAM).

My question: What do my pharmaceutical needs have to do with my sister (either one of them) being in danger? Jena, Angie, anything you guys wanna tell me?