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Subj: Your Sister is In Danger
Text: Purchase all your pharmaceutical needs including Viagra, Cialis, Xanex and more at BARGAIN PRICES. Just visit (site removed...because it's SPAM).
My question: What do my pharmaceutical needs have to do with my sister (either one of them) being in danger? Jena, Angie, anything you guys wanna tell me?